-Men Are Just Happier People–
-Your last name stays put.
-The garage is all yours.
-Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-Chocolate is just another snack.
-You can never be pregnant.
-Car mechanics tell you the truth..
-The world is your urinal.
-You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky..
-You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
-Same work, more pay.
-Wrinkles add character.
-People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
-New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
-One mood all the time.
-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
-You know stuff about tanks and engines.
-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase…
-You can open all your own jars.
-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
-Your underwear is £5.00 for a three-pack.
-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
-You never have strap problems in public.
-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
-Everything on your face stays its original colour.
-The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
-You only have to shave your face and neck.
-You can play with toys all your life.
-One wallet and one pair of shoes — one colour for all seasons.
-You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
-You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife..
-You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
-You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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